Things I learned while driving to TN...

 

1. If you blink, you’ll miss Kanab.

2.   If you’re going too fast down a hill, downshift to the I.

3.     When you see a bathroom, use it. Otherwise, be prepared to hold it.

4.    Don’t put open Mike and Ikes in the Dash…

5.  There’s a place called Cuba. It only takes 2 minutes and 45 seconds to drive through it BUT… there’s a city in the United States of America called Cuba.

6.   If you are driving at 3 am, drink a squeeze it. Then put on some good music. If you use your squeeze it bottle as a microphone, you can be entertained for quite some time.

(Squeeze its courtesy of Jess and Justin. Thanks!)

7.   I am NEVER going to be a truck driver.

8.  Do NOT wear black sweat pants and a black shirt when traveling somewhere humid and hot. You will regret it.

9.     Armadillos actually live in the wild not just in zoos!!! There are TONS of them squished on the side of the road in Arkansas. They must not be very bright...

(P.s. My dad said that they bite and also carrie the plague so don't pet the ones that are still alive.)

- A